fisttheinfant: You are so pretty!

Thank you! 

Why in the fucking world am I awake right now

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Lower Plenty - Work In The Morning

my skin is really soft

i bit the side of my cheek really hard while chewing gum

now all i taste is minty blood

Ouch

oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no

Anonymous: I'm surprised people don't tell you that you're extremely cute more often on here.

Well I’m not complaining

Anonymous: what are some things you don't like that most girls do like(just a generalization)

hahaha um. ice cream and talking on the phone. i’m just a quiet cold bitch on the phone so don’t call me ever unless we have something quick to talk about like where we’re meeting if for whatever reason text messaging doesn’t take care of that i just don’t like talking on the phone okay fucking sue me

Your humor is one of the things that made me fall in love with you and actuallly gave me the courage to talk to you tru fax

Okay this made my fucking night i love you brb crying

Aon shes lying shes fucking hilarious

hehe paige knows 

Anonymous: you seem like a fun person to be friends with and your actually funny

Oh thank you but I’m not that funny

why is every facebook notification just like

this person you don’t talk to would like to invite you to play this game you don’t give a fuck about

me: look mummy *points* hoodlums
mother: what's a hoodlum
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