June 2012
55 posts
May 2012
157 posts
it’s like by the time i finally get an appointment with you my issues have worsened but i drive to your ugly office that’s in the middle of nowhere to ultimately hear you say you don’t know what’s wrong so i need to go for more blood tests and more bone scans and xrays and you name it but oh look doctor sorry just one second excuse me while i keep calm and carry on
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shaving23spiders:
His palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti there’s vomit on spaghetti already mom’s spaghetti He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs but he keeps on spaghetti
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Anonymous asked: what are some good eating habit tips and how do you stay so skinny
oh fuck
it comes in waves
very
very intoxicated right now how am i not vomiting
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going out with a good friend tonight, being social for the first time in what feels like a long time
life is so delicate do not take the people you love for granted
you don’t need to even watch a show like jerry springer to know it’s fucking garbage
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once upon a time there was a boy and his name was newt
now you see
newt was bullied a lot because of his name
he didn’t have any friends because everyone in his class was too busy making fun of him
what the children would do is they would go down to the pond at recess
they would hop in that pond and start searching for actual newts, you know the aquatic amphibian of the family...
i just totally remembered all about myspace so naturally i had to log in
and i have come to one conclusion
i was actually so much better looking in high school
now i’m old and wrinkly i don’t even smile do i even know hoW ANYMOR EI DON’T KWNO
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you guys know that song go outside by cults
well here’s my remix it goes a little something like
aaaaa aaaeeaaaiii rele wanna goooo to sleep
i rele wanna sleep sleep sleeep la lal ala laaaa
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their-theyre-there asked: Are you really lost, beautiful?
Anonymous asked: you deserve to be a lot less depressed and way happier
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my mother: so don't you think about what your wedding day is going to be like
me: no
my mother: no?
me: i think more about what my funeral is going to be like
my mother:
me:
my mother:
me:
my mother:
me: just kidding?
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why are debates on facebook statuses so fucking comical to me
Anonymous asked: You never smile :c
jumping on this bed would be a lot more fun if someone else were here doing it with me
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i just killed two spiders
i just killed
TWO
SPIDERS
thetreestories:
when jordan patrick finn confesses his undying love for you in a facebook message
run
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Gabe: Je desire un manger dans un fancie restaurante et les good long stare et vous eyes.
Me: That was so ugly
Gabe: I didn't feel like going on google translate. Call the french police.
even though i fell asleep shortly after 6am “last night” i should try to sleep right now because tomorrow is time to get slapped across the face by reality wooo
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throwinup:
mourante:
throwinup:
wtf is soft grunge
ahahhahahhahahahoogmgfgfg i love your blog hi
I LUV U *✧・゚:* \(◕ω◕✿)/
I LUV U 2!!! ❤ (づ.。◕‿‿◕。)づ ❤
throwinup:
wtf is soft grunge
ahahhahahhahahahoogmgfgfg i love your blog hi
i should make a video of me singing along to grimes it’s so ugly it’s hilarious beeaabodddyyy haaahoooooheaaaahoooHAAOOOOAAOUUUEEE
Anonymous asked: what's one thing that you'll remember from art school
the thing is you hear voices in real life and then you hear voices in your head at night and if you can’t decipher the two then you’re fucked
It’s 3:43am and I can’t sleep
calm down loukia deep breath in deep breath out
i have to remind myself that it’s okay some people just don’t think logically and simply and some people just like to over complicate things that aren’t fucking complicated in the first place
deenieboy-deactivated20120712 asked: you're easily one of the most beautiful girls i have ever seen
Anonymous asked: No more sweet anons for you.
xninefourx asked: I was going to keep disturbing shit by including a link to the song "I Respect Your Feelings As A Women And A Human" by Anal Cunt, but apparently I can't post links in here.
Anonymous asked: She puts you down with her prettiness ;)
Anonymous asked: I BROT MI GUN ︻┳テ=一 SHITT NIGGA WHER DA FRI CHIKN AT N WITE BITCHZ
Anonymous asked: SHE SPITS FIRE WITH HER MOUTH!