LIFESTORY:MONOLOGUE TONIGHT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
okay here we go. girls that bitch and complain about how guys suck guys are evil guys this guys that. listen bitch, generalizing never did anyone any good. there are good and bad people out there, both male and female. that’s it. now put your tits away and stop wondering why you attract the guys you do.
Anonymous asked: finally what?
When I was seventeen years old I was going on a hike in the wilderness, and a...– Ben Caplan
waylonfearn: My eHarmony video for Loukia. I’m just gonna go ahead and bring this back. Luv ya Waylonnn
why is it always the people who do too much cocaine that always feel the need to aggressively give you terrible advice and tell you how they think you should be living your life smile and nod loukia smile and nod
Anonymous asked: Okay I think you're really funny and shit but please answer my question seriously (if you have time to really answer it). I really really like your style. I live in the us, so are there any stores you shop from that ship to us too? I'm just a really bad stylizer I guess you could say. I just need ideas. Fanks <3 :*
petitereveuse asked: OH BUT NO COSTUME FOR ME OK I SEE HOW IT IS
oh also WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE BUY ME THIS http://www.etsy.com/listing/84845980/super-sailor-moon-costume-cosplay-adult someone buy hannah one too so we can look extra kawaii
okay get out of bed and get yourself ready for this impossibly humid day outside and pick up that paycheck of yours and deposit the shit out of it into your bank account and buy a pack of that nasty shit you’re addicted to and go meet up with one of your best friends loukia motivation yeah woo let’s go
people need to stop taking things so personally it’s one thing to be sensitive but it’s another to be overly sensitive it’s not hard to live simply so just do it and stop crying
i think that we can all agree that hospitals suck
lol what’s a father
Anonymous asked: do you accept strangers?
Anonymous asked: how old are you?
Anonymous asked: facebook?
Anonymous asked: Serious question though, where are you from?
Anonymous asked: bulimic?
Anonymous asked: irony? so you are anorexic, right?
the smell of nail polish has invaded my lungs but at least my nails look kawaii
Anonymous asked: are you beautiful? yes.
Anonymous asked: are you anorexic
to eat or not to eat
devon: not soo bad
me: not too shabby
devon: not too habbo hotel
thetreestories: mourante: thetreestories: why don’t you love me but i do and i’m also jellin your hot bod sexy betch you’re hotter i have proof o rly where
thetreestories: why don’t you love me but i do and i’m also jellin your hot bod sexy betch
nukua: HAHAHAHA dropped my phone in my friends pee last night rip I phone I threw it in the bush it was liberating can someone pee on my phone so i can throw it in a bush
being young is not about drinking 40s at 2:30pm it’s not about fucking and it’s not about moving away to escape your parents it’s not about doing a bunch of drugs to “alter your brain” it’s not about going clubbing every night and not being able to recall a thing about it the next morning it’s not about being hungover and puking everywhere and...
normal people: i'm gonna live fast and die young
me: i'm gonna live responsibly and considerately at my own pace and still manage to have a better time than you
Anonymous asked: have you ever been to the states?
Anonymous asked: I hope u're happy. Because you deserve to be.
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so many naked people and porn on my dash tonight looks like everyone needs to get laid
i’ve been on hold with the nuclear medicine and bone mineral densitometry booking office for five fucking years
Anonymous asked: are you gay?
homeless man: excuse me miss?
me: yes sir
homeless man: may i give you a compliment?
me: you may
homeless man: you are a very very beautiful woman
me: ohahaaha thank youuu
homeless man: and you have great ankles!
i want pizza who wants pizza
When did we stop singing our lives into peace and begin to place the beauty where it fits?
Anonymous asked: do you have a boyfriend?
Anonymous asked: tumblr has lost its mind.. they're actually giving stuff away though.. at tumblrmarketing(.)com
people are so interested in a sane persons opinion at the end of the day i’m more interested in the schizophrenics
“I just don’t want my thighs to touch”